A Dan Brown-worthy mystery (forget about Dante, what about the zoo?) is as follows: Staffers at a zoological conservation center in Greenwich, Conn., are very confused — as are the rest of us — ...

I know what you’re thinking. “Are you sure anteaters and aardvarks aren’t the same thing?” I get it because if there’s two animals that look similar in my head it’s these two. But it turns out that ...