THE 1967 KFC COMMERCIAL WASN’T JUST CREEPY—IT WAS A WARNING.⚠️ 🍗Have you seen it?The one where the Colonel grins into the camera and brags about his “11 secret herbs and spices” like he’s casting a spell? 🍗☠️Yeah… it’s weird.Like… ritualistic weird.The unsettling music.The hypnotic voiceover.The obsession with “secrecy” and how no one knows what’s in the chicken—But everyone loves it anyway.Sound familiar?This was the era when:⚠️ MSG was being added to everything⚠️ Chemical flavorings were rep